blerp
blerp
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flag | desc |
---|---|
-a | forkbomb (opposite day ???) |
-b | remove all b characters (opposite day replaces b chars with 🐝) |
-— | flags use em dashes (opposite day means flags use U+00B7 · ) |
-c | count number of arguments (opposite day *-1) |
-d | pipe output to "debug.exe" |
-D | "deprecated" (opposite day requires passing -D) |
-e | execute "something" in the current shell (opposite day executes "nothing") |
-f | dunno ??? |
-g | use google to search for the query (opposite day uses bing) |
-h | check whether input halts |
-i | ignore lower case flags (except this) (opposite day ignores upper) |
-I | ignore upper case flags (except this) (opposite day ignores lower) |
-jk | previous arg does nothing (opposite day makes previous arg actually do something) |
-n | segfault (opposite day exit code 0) |
-o | overwrite self binary with output (opposite day underwrites self) |
-O | all flags do nothing unless suffixed with -jk (flags have their own special behavior on opposite day) |
-p | sets true pope (ROME or AVIGNON) (opposite day chooses the other) |
-q | quiet mode (rather than being spoken aloud) (opposite day shouts louder [-a 200 with espeak]) |
-r | randomize args (random) (opposite day ???) |
-R | recursive find on inputs starting with http:// (opposite day ???) |
-S | fork to background with process title "systemd" (opposite day is bells everywhere) |
-t | randomly flip characters to unicode variants (opposite day neatly folds all characters) |
-u | UTF-8 mode (default is ANSEL) (opposite day is ASCII) |
-U | update FACEBOOK (opposite updates G+) |
-v | verbose only ever outputs "find: missing argument to '-exec'" (opposite day ???) |
-V | sets blerp version (supported feature set) (opposite day prints version) |
-y | yikes |
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blerp
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- over 8 years ago
- June 27, 2016
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MIT License
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